Q. When you heard about the
pilot, did you do anything wild and crazy to celebrate?
A. No. A pilot is a pilot --which
is good -- but not a series. I take it one step at a time.
Q. Are you now considered A-list
party material?
A. Nope.
Q. Will we see you walking next
to Bruce Willis or John Travolta down a red carpet at a movie
premiere anytime soon?
A. Nope.
Q. What will be in your new
contract? A bigger trailer, champagne? What do you get now?
A. Sorry, private information.
Q. How would you describe your
personal style?
A. Well, I don't wear suits (like
Byers) if I can help it. I prefer relaxed and pretty unstylish
clothes.
Q. What's one trait you share
with your on screen persona?
A. Bookishness.
Q. What is one thing you and your
character don't share?
A. Extreme paranoia.
Q. Will you do nudity?
A. Why would anyone want me to?
Q. What would surprise an X-Files
fan to find out about you?
A. X-Files fans are hard to
surprise!
Q. If you could start one rumour
about yourself what would it be?
A. That I was taller and better
looking.
Q. What rumour would you start
about your other two Gunmen cohorts?
A. That they said I was taller
and better looking.
Q. Who is funnier, Jerry Lewis or
Jim Carrey?
A. Robin Williams.
Q. What's your favourite
conspiracy theory?
A. That the JFK assassination was
a suicide.
Q. If the moon walk was staged,
how do you explain pictures and film footage of the astronauts
experiencing weightlessness?
A. Invisible strings.
Q. How do you explain crop
circles and Ricky Martin?
A. They both describe concentric
circles.