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The Pilot  

Octium Chip

The Octium "privacy issues" that Langly was doing the rant about are actually a spin on something that happened in the computer industry several years ago: early model Pentiums had features incorporated in them that gave each chip a unique "signature." This would have made it easy to do things like check to see if a certain software is licensed to run on a particular machine.

Privacy advocacy groups raised a real scream about this one and the features were removed.

 


"What's the deal with the GPF (General Protection Fault)?" 

Sorry, folks, but geeks are more likely to have a basement full of old and orphaned computers than the latest and greatest and one glance around the LGM headquarters pretty much confirms that.  The old machines and newer ones are hooked into a network.  This lets the old machines do simple tasks so other computers can run faster ("print server" or "fax server" are two jobs that they can handle.) 

Somewhere on that network they've got an old machine with one of the most aggravating hardware problems in the universe -- a bad memory chip.

You can run just fine with bad memory until you get into something that needs a lot of number crunching power -- like high graphics or decryption ("figuring out passwords") or a really crunchy spreadsheet.  This is when your machine collapses and dies, muttering things like "general protection fault."  It usually eats some of your program files as it faints gracefully to the floor. 

The only way to find the chip (location and segment) is to run special diagnostics that involve lots of memory hammering -- and the guys obviously hadn't caught this one.

So yes, it's a plot device, but it happens -- just ask any network admin.  In the middle of all the number crunching the programs hit the flaky area memory on that one machine and it started sending error messages and messing up things.

On the whole, Langly was pretty reasonable about it.  I'd have probably kicked every machine in the room out the nearest window.  

   


"What's the deal with bunches of computers needed to crack the code?"  

It's a special type of programming (and it's NOT easy to do) that "distributes" parts of a program to several different computers so that each machine can work on a tiny bit of code at a time and they can all finish one task quickly.  Seti@Home program does this, in fact.  

 


"Why did Langly need help cracking into the government computers?  Has he lost his mind?"

No, no, dears. Your favorite studmuffin's rep for unparalleled kung fu is intact.  Here's what happened: 

Hackers don't crack into the same websites/computers all the time. They go in, make the tag, go out and brag about it to their peers and friends.

When a sysadmin finds out that a hacker's been in the system, they change their security setup and plug all the holes. 

Soooooooo... Langly had been in there before but figures that the route he knew has already been plugged. Kimmy must have been bragging recently about getting in, so he may know a route that the admins haven't plugged up yet.

 Rather than waste time, Langly persuades Kimmy to replecate his latest crack.  If the route is still open, then he and Langly are in... if they plugged the security hole then Langly can pull Kimmy off the crack and finish it out himself.  Either way, it's quicker than trying to go through all the tricks to see what might be open.

 


Corrupt COOKIES?

 That's pretty good research on the writers' part -- one of the newer firewall ("keep hackers out") software/hardware combinations relies on cookie technology to verify who should be on the system and who shouldn't be there.

 

Got a question about some of the tech in a recent episode?  Email me and ask about it:  mel@coyotedancing.com